so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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