oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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