Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Can Purell be used as lube?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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