I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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