I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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