Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Terrible idea I love it
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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