I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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