so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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