I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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