called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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