Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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