was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
As shirtless as possible
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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