Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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