the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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