No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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