That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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