I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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