I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
high people should be assigned attendants
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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