You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think weed is turning my hair brown
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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