Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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