last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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