She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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