i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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