I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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