Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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