It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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