Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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