porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You smell like stripper and shame
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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