he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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