IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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