Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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