Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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