oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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