Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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