It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
So. Much. Porn.
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