Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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