I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I look better un-naked...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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