i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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