He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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