she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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