We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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