An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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