please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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