i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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