I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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