ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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