You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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