Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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