worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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