were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize
