Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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