you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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