After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Pants are for mortals
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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