Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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