Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We're too hungover to prance.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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