You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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