Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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